BEFORE PREGNANCY VS. DURING PREGNANCY.

I swear half of the things I said I would do next time I was pregnant was just a giant lie to myself to make me feel better. Ok, maybe not a lie but definitely a fib. I mean don’t get me wrong I do the things I said I would but just not as well as I originally pretended to believe….

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Before I was pregnant: I am going to eat so healthy during my next pregnancy.

During my pregnancy: “Babe, don’t forget the cheetoh puffs, pringles, bunch a crunch, and French fries from the store.”

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Before I was pregnant: I am going to workout regularly during my next pregnancy.

During my pregnancy: Hubby- “When was the last time you went to the gym?”    Me- “5 months ago” (Yes, I am 5 months pregnant.)

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Before I was pregnant:  I am going to be more loving of my hubby during my next pregnancy

During my pregnancy: Hubby- tries to cuddle    Me- “Don,’t f**king touch me”

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Before I was pregnant: I am going to be less hormonal and more understanding during my next pregnancy.

During my pregnancy: Me- hysterically bawling because Panera didn’t give me the right salad dressing….

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Before I was pregnant: I will be so much more fashionable with my next pregnancy.

During my pregnancy:

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I am pretty sure the list goes on and on but I might start having an emotional breakdown if I dig too deep into my own lies….

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